potty mouth bird
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[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)
I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE
The true north American hogwarts houses are bigfoot, mothman, jersey devil, and the chupacabra and you’ll never convince me otherwise
this is so GOOD and PUre
I could honestly watch this all day
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY SO HERES ANOTHER REBLOG FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT SEEN THIS BEAUTY YET
you’re gonna want to turn on sound for this one
whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong
you’re gonna want to turn on sound for this one
whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong